Have you always wondered what it’s like to go shark diving? DUI has got the perfect suit just for you. No need for a fully trained staff, shark cages and chumming. No need to bait the sharks and wait for hours. DUI’s new TCHUM50/50 will provide an exciting shark dive anywhere GUARANTEED.
The patent pending material is a dive-once-than-strip-away suit. Made from a proprietary blend of the finest of seal skins and whale blubber with blood filtrated through the microbes, your TCHUM50/50 will call sharks from miles away. Just imagine the excitement on your buddy’s face as they watch you come face to face with the sharks of the deep.
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DUI accepts no responsibility for loss of life or limb.
At DUI we get lots of requests and one we hear often is, “Hey, I want a DUI DOG Rally in my backyard”. Well hang on to your hats because we are now allowing you to book your own DOG Rally right in your own backyard.
It's simple and easy. All you have to do is cover the basic costs of the event like gas and tires for the DOG truck and trailer, insurance, payroll costs, backhoe for digging that ginormous quarry hole, hotel accommodations for DUI staff, food and beverage, permit fees, etc.
Hurry - weekends fill up fast! Call Customer Service today and have your credit card out and ready.
Lindsay L. "I'm so excited to be able to actually show off my skills. I mean what better way to prove that nothing impares my judgment. And I hear I even get a cool hat".
Charlie S. "If it says DUI count me in. Duh - winning!"
Mel G. "Should I bring my legal team"?
Nick N. "Sounds like fun. What time and where"?
Just for clarification we are talking about being a DUI TEST DIVER right?
Getting tired of your dive buddy? Want to date his girlfriend but can’t figure out how to get him out of the picture? Got your eye on that slick new underwater camera they can’t stop talking about? Well we’ve got a new design on an old favorite- Concrete RockBoots.
That’s right. We’ve loaded super light weight, dry concrete into plain looking RockBoots. Get your dive buddy to put them on and head overboard. Once the concrete powder mixes with water ‘WHAM’ they become instantly heavy as he descends. Bye-bye buddy, hello girlfriend.
For more information on this new product, please email Tony@wetakecareofyourproblems.com
New faux fur Limited
Edition Design Now select faux fur
on your next Special Production or Signature Series DUI drysuit!
Coming soon....
Bling Valves
Extended
Extended
Stock Sizes
Once again we extended our stock sizes making it even easier to order the perfect DUI drysuit for everyone in your family. Now available for immediate shipment in sizes 3 to 18 months.
Attached hood option also available as seen in our new faux fur collection.
*Sizing varies greatly with babies. Please have your child measured by a trained DUI Dealer.
DUI Lawn Ornaments
Show your love of DUI with our new DUI lawn ornaments. Currently available in our ever popular CF200 material. This is the perfection conversation piece for any yard.
